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Benedict imitates a lightsaber // x

Monsters University: Mike Wazowski

❝Woodstock was probably the single best show in history. Townshend doesn’t like it because he is an idiot…❞
—Roger Daltrey (via pwoperduck)

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

thearchangeltrickster:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

  • Tumblr will remain independent
  • Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
  • The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
  • There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
  • The terms and conditions will remain the same
  • Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
  • ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."

satandidnothingwrong:

has this been done yet

thepacosanchezz:

my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman

don’t you ever dare to say that we are the weaker gender